Thursday, June 23, 2005
Is It All In My Head?
i've had a headache every day this week. i don't get up with on in the morning, i usually start getting one after sitting my office for 10-15 mins. my job can be stressful at times but this week its been laid back and not too much going on (knock on wood). i mentioned this to one of the girls in the office and she told me that a former employee who suffered with migraines (as do i) use to say the same thing....hmmmm
4 Comments:
maybe if you stop knocking on wood...the headaches will go away....
HAHAHAHA
Sounds like you just don't want to have sex!
Morris
Ask Morris
What do you know, internet? I have discovered, with the help of Morris, the TRUE reason for my headaches! It's really all very simple, according to Morris! I just don't like to have sex! Now, at first, you may think, as I did: Just how the fuck does Morris know that I don't like to have sex? In fact, what, besides posting that I have been having curious headaches, led Morris to make such a diagnosis?
Well, Morris must be a genius, of course! He must have studied for years, first as a sex therapist, then possibly as an FBI Profiler, and maybe just a few classes on etiquette! That Morris is one well-educated motherfucker!
The simple, yet elegant, profundity of Morris' diagnosis, damn near boggles the mind. I would give it more thought, but I believe I feel a headache coming on.....
I will, however, offer these humble words of thanks:
"Hey Morris? Go FUCK yourSELF!"
Ive been getting them every afternoon at about 6pm.. Seems to be weather related.. The heat here has been something.. Hope your headaches stop soon!
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